when you want to have a conversation with someone but theres nothing to talk about
When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s gonna die. Come watch tv?
|—||Morty (via derpassmuthafucka)|
I don’t want to masturbate, I want to take over the planet.
|—||Rick and Morty (via fobsquaddaily)|
Lmfao Justin Roiland is a freakn genius XD